December 2009
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Emily is gonna go do hw now. any last words?
I love you so much it’s paaaainfuuuuulllll!!!!
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Which one is the raccoon and which is the hummingbird?
Vicki is the raccoon. Emily is the hummingbird.
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What should Emily get you for Xmas? she has an idea, but do you think you’d like it?
If it bites.
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You were right. Vicki wouldn’t be retarded enough to ask you such a question, but you know that already, because you are a wise woman. Where did you acquire such knowledge?
From the depths of the cereal box of Truth.
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You’re right!!!! How did you get so smart?
I eat a balanced breakfast 7 times a month.
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Vicki loves you. Will you ask her any questions? (She doesn’t even mind if you want to sleep first.)
I definitely read this as “she doesn’t even mind if you want to sleep with her.” But, to be fair, that may because of the hypothetical lesbian question.
And the fact that one of you wants me.
And yes, I will.
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Which Disney prince would you be, based on looks alone?
Shang. Obviously.
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Which Disney princess would you be? (Based on personality, not looks or sexual preference.)
…Is there a gay Disney princess?
Or do I just seem THAT narcissistic?
I took a personality quiz, and it informed me that I am in fact Pocahontas. I guess that makes sense…
1) I have a deep and loving relationship with 1 of my parents
2) My relationship...
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I’m the one who bought the scarf and gloves. I also bought a book. The other one bought a dress from Ross. Then we went to get mexican food and i got two tacos, rice and beans. And the other one got enchiladas mexicanas. Who am I?
My guess is you are Emily, because
a) Vicki just got a new scarf and gloves that make her look super-cute
b) Emily is a...
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I love you Gina!!!!!!
by peskipixi
I LOVE YOU BACK.
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Are you gonna ask Emily questions now, or just bask in the attention?
Oh wow, that sounds exciting! Depends on whether I plan on going to bed at 3 a.m. or not.
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What is your ideal wedding like? Is Emily your maid of honor? If not, then why do you hate her?
My wedding will take place somewhere exotic. I’ll let the wife choose.
By the wife, I obviously mean Meryl. She will wear a white version of the blue silk dress she wears in the scene of Julie & Julia that made me cry. She will wear pearls. It will be a...
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What’s brown and sticky?
Molasses.
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Poo. Poo who?
I feel like this isn’t even about me anymore…
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Knock knock. Who’s there?
Girlscouts!
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I also bought a scarf.
I’m very proud of you, Emicki.
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I want you.
Who doesn’t?
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What’s your favorite Christmas song? Inquiring minds WANT to KNOW!
Favorite Christmas song to sing: O Holy Night.
Favorite Christmas song to sing in impromptu a cappella groups: Carol of the Bells.
Favorite Christmas song to inspire Christmas cheer: Winter Wonderland. I think. But I really enjoy all Christmas songs. Including that really cheesy one by...
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I bought new gloves! Are you excited to see them?!?!
If Emily bought new gloves, yes. If Vicki, no. No I am not.
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If you bought an exotic pet, you’d give it to Emily. What would it be and what would you name it?
I would give her Valefor.
FEEL BETTER! I’LL SEE YOU LATER!
DON’T STOP LOVING ME!!!!
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Are you actually going to take a road trip with Emily? And will one of the stops be in Texas?
…See the question I just answered.
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Are you sad that you won’t get to see Vicki this Christmas?
I’m TERRIBLY sad! But hopefully there will be a roadtrip in our summer plans.
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Your plans sound amazing for break with Emily! Do wanna add beating Final Fantasy X onto that list?
You also forgot cheetos, mountain dew, and any other sort of recreation of our time together at Sweet Briar- I was merely giving a tiny sneak preview.
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Vicki talks about boys too much. Perhaps one in particular. Don’t you agree?
I… have no idea what you’re talking about…..
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Why would you not say “well, that’s odd” if you found out Vicki was a lesbian?
Vicki has the dramatic potential of a lesbian.
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SPAM?!
No thank you, I just ate.
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If I told you Emily was a lesbian, what would you say?
I would
1. turn my head to the side
2. sit in silent contemplation for about 3 minutes
3. mutter “well, that’s odd.”
4. remind Emily that she may not steal Meryl from me, but suggest we rewatch all of our mutual favorite movies so that she may find her own female heroine.
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All I want for Christmas is you. What do you want for Christmas?
Sentimentally? To see my beloved family and friends, and enjoy a traditional American Christmas like I have every year for my entire life.
Materialistically? A ukulele and a Snuggie.
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Are you sufficiently freaked by the number of questions you have to answer?
Honestly, I’m too attention-hungry to mind. It means that I feel LOVED!
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What would you do if I told you Vicki was a lesbian?
I would
1. jump up in the air
2. do a little happy dance
3. express my surprise, and complain about my failing gaydar
4. offer to take her to the lesbian club in Richmond to meet ladiez
5. recount my many lesbian exploits as a sort of wise lesbian mentor, guiding Vicki through her lesbian life. oh la la la...
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Who are the three guys you would go straight for?
1. I already mentioned Alec Baldwin. He is a foxy, confident man.
2. Colin Firth (ESPECIALLY in Love Actually or Pride & Prejudice).
3. Jason Isaacs (as Captain Hook, or Lucius Malfoy).
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Favorite female celebrity crush? Favorite male celebrity crush?
Since this answer comes to you in the middle of watching Julie & Julia and veritably swooning over every single thing Meryl Streep does, it should be obvious what my answer is. And I would go straight for Alec Baldwin, even though I don’t completely understand why.
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Can you save me from Emily? She doesn’t like Christmas songs.
Did you know that the X of Xmas isn’t the letter X, but the Greek letter chi, which means Christ? You’re welcome.
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Can you save me from Vicki? she’s playing cheesy xmas songs!!!!
In this case, I must mandate that Vicki wins. Christmas songs are the best.
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What is your favorite world in Kingdom Hearts?
I would have to say Agrabah. Definitely. Agrabah is the shit. Or Halloweentown.
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Are you a grasshopper?
I am a guru, actually.
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Complete the sentences.
My __________ has a first name, it’s ___________. My _________ has a second name, it’s ___________. And I ___________ it every day, and if you ask me why, I’ll say, “______________________________.”
My iguana has a first name, it’s Tony. My parakeet has a second name, it’s McKinley. And I rock it...
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What Hogwarts house are you?
As much as I might deny it, or wish I were badass enough to be a Slytherin, I am truly a Hufflepuff. Head to foot.
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Why did you decide to become friends with Emily? with Annie? with vicki?
Emily: I was in Psych and French Lit with her, and noticed she was very smart and very cute. Thus I decided to make her my friend, and I did.
Annie: I was in Italian class with her, and thought she was super-mod and trendy in an indie sort of way. Thus I decided to make her my friend,...
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If you were a tree, you’d be a redwood. Why?
BECAUSE I’M SO ENORMOUS, according to Caroline.
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How much do you miss Emily and Vicki?
I MISS THEM SO MUCH IT HURTS!!!!! And I think it’s wonderful that they are so close. I feel as though I have left behind a legacy of love (and cuteness).
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If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
I would go back and give Emily and Vicki 500 more hugs EACH.
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What is you favorite French food?
As much fun as it would be to interpret this question as “What is you, favorite French food?” I’ll be nice. Tartiflette is this dish from the Savoie region that consists of au gratin potatoes, reblochon cheese, and some sort of meat- in the best case, little bacon morsels called lardons. IT’S DELICOUS, and...
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What has been your absolute favorite Paris landmark?
It’s a difficult choice, but I truly love the Église de la Madeleine. That being said, I still get a warm, fuzzy feeling every time I see the Eiffel Tower- it’s really the quintessential reminder that I do, in fact, really, actually live in Paris.
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How much did you love the last episode of Glee?
You should have seen me clutching Caroline’s ENTIRE BODY and rocking back and forth with joy. THAT’S how much I loved the last episode of Glee.
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What is the first fun activity you have planned for when you see Emily?
When I see Emily, I will run and snuggle-tackle her in a hug that is so ferocious she might die of love. And snugglies. And then maybe we will have a Harry Potter movie marathon and bake (Christmas) cookies and go on adventurous trail walks.
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How excited are you to see Emily?
If you took about how excited Caroline gets every time she hears something classical, add it to how excited Vicki gets when she talks about cute boys, and add THAT to how excited Emily and Gina got when they beat Kingdom Hearts together, that would make about 1/5 of how excited I am to see Emily.
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